lamignonette:

vergak:

vergak:

I want to waterboard him

I meant motorboat

dont-give-a-fuck-club:

sorry i didn’t respond im losing my fucking mind

diopussy:

me, age 14: i’m fucked up and evil and no one understands me 

me, age 16: i am just a normal teenager you can be friends with

me now: fucked up and evil again 

vanillish-deactivated20211102:

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

stockhlmsyndrome:

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

valtsv:

maybe gollum didn’t betray frodo and sam because of the ring like maybe he was just homophobic

balamist:

game developers: our world is inhabited by unique creatures the likes of which you’ve never seen before!

game developers: and giant spiders